Today in “you have to see it to believe it,” leftists are wondering why more men aren’t getting themselves castrated.

The official British newspaper of woke, The Guardian, came out with this headline:

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Said researcher is Cat Bohannon, who has quite a way with words when she discusses the male anatomy. Bohannon wonders aloud to an audience why men insist on keeping their bodies intact. Bohannon said castration was a “way to make male mammals live longer,” and that castrated men lived longer than their “regularly balled peer.”

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Additional research is needed, as we should expect to see men with leftist political beliefs have significantly longer lifespans if this is the case.

There’s no word on whether Bohannon considers her breasts potentially cancerous “death bags.” Probably not, as the title of her book suggests a distinct female chauvinism: Eve: How The Female Body Drove 200 Million Years of Human Evolution.

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